The Good Wife's List of Places You Never Bother Cleaning!

A good wife knows that no matter how much you clean, the house is never clean enough. There's always a place or two that you would miss, whether deliberately or by accident. Now, if it is the former, then you, dear ladies, only need to pay a bit more attention to what you're doing. In case of the latter... Well, just think about your poor, hard-working hubby, spending all of his days at work, so that he can provide you with the best life possible. You own him something in return, don't you? So, in order to help you pay your hubby back for his efforts to look after you, I've compiled a list of places that usually never get cleaned!

Not cleaned place the 1st: Underneath the bed. Ever since you were a child, you didn't like or bother cleaning underneath your bed. Now, that might be due to some childhood trauma, like being told one too many times that there is a monster living under your bed, or it may be the result of your bad back and the lack of desire to put yourself in awkward positions in order to reach under the bed. All of these are excusable, as long as you're willing to call a house cleaning company and have them do the cleaning for you. After they're finished with everything else, of course. If you choose to take that course of action, make sure that it doesn't turn into a habit. Hubby won't be happy!

Not cleaned place the 2nd: Bathroom floor. It's a bit ironic, that even though you take a shower every day (or at least I presume you do), you never really take the time to clean the bathroom floor properly. The reasons here might be complex as well, and I could relate to your poor hubby not doing the dirty work for you, as he has no desire to clean your leg hair off the floor, but you... Is hubby's chest hair so repelling to you? If the answer is yes, shame on you! Get down on your knees and do what needs to be done right now!

Not cleaned place the 3rd: Kitchen pantry. So, you're one of those women who strongly believe in animals' rights and that our furry friends need to be left alone? Good for you, honey, but I bet it's even better for the mice! Yes, you read that right, if you don't take the time to clean the kitchen pantry properly, you might end up with a "mice invasion" on your hands... And then you'd have to admit your failure to keep the household safe to hubby, who'd be really, really disappointed!

Not cleaned place the 4th: Washing machine. Doing laundry twice a day might keep the clothes clean, but that doesn't mean that with time and lack of attention the washing machine won't get rusty and filthy inside. You don't believe me? Well, then wait till hubby's white shirt comes out with rust-stains and somewhat greyish color... Then you'd wish you'd heeded my word!

Not cleaned place the 5th (or the 1ast, if you count them in reverse order): Oven. Remember the tofu-turkey, which exploded last Christmas, or the chocolate cake that melted over the pan, or... My, if you've done both of these and more, than you're one bad, bad wife! Shame on you! Hubby deserves better... So do yourself a favor and get one of the cheap oven cleaning London companies to come and take care of the oven for you! And until you do, make sure you don't make any more soufflés in it... Think of hubby's delicate tummy!

 So, dear ladies, read the above carefully and with caution, right them down, and...

...go clean underneath the bed! Hubby's almost back from work already!